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They see me rollin...
They see me rollin...
It's Tuesday. I had a good monday, and you can't hate without motivation. Today on the other hand, I had to watch "The Other Boleyn Girl"... A movie with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson, and still no redeeming qualities. This movie will go down in history as the definitive point in time when we realized cleavage can only take you so far, and the turning point in my week. Pirate Radio better be awesome, or this thing is gonna spiral through the weekend...

A little UK slant before I get to what's been bothering me lately.

1.) As it turns out, SEC football is good.  Really good. Bad news is, Vanderbilt and Kentucky don't play SEC football. There are about 11 people looking forward to this weeks matchup.  The good news is UK fans are way better than UK football, and a win this week (and it should happen) will guarantee us a "little 3" bowl game(Liberty, Music City, Independence).  Kentucky fans are like locusts: we will invade your city, drink your beer, eat your food stay in your hotel rooms and buy commemorative T-shirts that we will never wear again. That kind of buying power doesn't slip to PapaJohns.com...

2.) John Wall did not look as good as Eric Bledsoe. That's out-freaking-standing, Cause Wall was a monster. I can't wait to see them in a backcourt together. Bledsoe and Wall is scientifically proven to cause explosions. When they get together in Rupp Arena, expect it to feel like '96 on the court and in the stands.

Now...

3.) According to the Valtrex commercial, up to 70% of people with genital herpes got it when their partner showed no signs or symptoms of an outbreak. That number is supposed to make you say "Wow! This could happen to me!", but lets not focus on the up to 70%, lets focus on the at least 30%. Bare minimum, 30% of the people in the world who have genital herpes, got it on purpose. On...Purpose... Lifelong STD that isn't exactly visually pleasing.  How in the name of God can you not throw in the towel when you see herpes? You went to the bar, you ran your game and you won, but at some point you have to say live to fight another day. I really don't want to believe in a group of 10 people with Herpes, 3 or more saw a festering wasteland, and just said "what's the worst that could happen?"... Idiots.

4.) Happy Veterans day, nothing but love on this one. After spending nearly 5 months overseas, I got a new appreciacion for our fighting men and women, and it's not because all the bull crap people pretend it's about. It's not about realizing how good we have it here and how much tougher things are other places, it's all about how cool the Marines are at the UC Embassy in Chanakyapuri New Delhi. I have on the authority of the USMC, that they want you to send them Bic lighters and Jiff peanut butter... now you know, do your part. Lighters and peanut butter overseas suck.

Get at me, let me know what you think, what you wanna read about, where I can find a bottle of Elijah Craig 18 year old bourbon for less than 30 bucks and anything else you know worth knowing.

Jon(-24)

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The Hater- The Natural Born Killer

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What's up Haters! Welcome to class. The ethinc slur for today is Argie in honor of Manu Ginobli. And By the way Argentinians, congratulations on only showing up once in the Racial Slur Database and with a non offensive slur... Americans show up 48 times.  Gotta love a hater.

And this week, hate Manu Ginobili. Dude, It's Halloween, don't be a dick. Women dress like sluts, there's free candy and booze,  and all you have to do is put up with a filthy, slow, rabbies infested pest once a year. Hell, the LA fans have to handle the same thing 46 times a year now that Artest is a Laker, but they don't just kill him. You cannot kill a bat on Halloween. That's like burning down a forest on Arbor Day, or playing good football on Ann Arbor day, it just flys in the face of what these days stand for.

The good news for Spurs fans is that Manu was not injured on the play, cause any time he makes any physical movement it's a 50/50 proposition.

Future hate for PETA. PETA sucks and cares less about the well being of animals than Bubba  the goat raping yokel (bet you didn't think I was gonna squeeze in another slur...) PETA blows and is constantly looking to make an example of every sporting event they can, even at one point trying to get the milk drinking celebration removed from the end of the Indy 500 and replaced with beer. First off, beer is great, that idea is awesome. Second off, Milking a cow is not cruel treatment... Not nearly as cruel as killing a bunch of puppies and kittens you promised to adopt out to good families and then throwing them in a Piggly Wiggly dumpster.

Manu 'The Killa' Ginobili went capital punishment Saturday night. Expect a boring, more than likely soft-core porn demonstration in the coming week. Makes me want some KFC...

Odds on favorite for what I'll hate next week: Duke (they were in serious contention till Manu went guano all over Halloween), Facebook, The Washington Redskins, and your mom.

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Welcome to The Hater, the official home of Hatin'.  The bossman handed down 1 decree to me before I began: No racial slurs. I had to restart 4 times... For those who came here expecting an ethnic slur filled diatribe, Sorry, but here's an extensive list of slurs you can use on your own time with your children or in the workplace. 

 I got hate Silky Johnson can't hang with.

Hater's gonna Hate
Hater's gonna Hate

Find out what I hate every Monday, when hate is naturally at it's all time high. Anticipated favorites for Monday: Duke, The Real World, CobbyCobb, and Mitch Barnhardt.

 

 

 

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